General slacker and all round nice guy.
Robert is a self confessed Air-Force brat. Having grown up in a military family, it is best not to ask where is has lived, but instead to ask where he has not lived.
Robert was born in Ipswich, Queensland, Australia about 26 odd years ago, but always the traveler he is always looking at the next place to live.
Robert currently resides in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia after spending several years in the United States of America.
Robert enjoys going to the movies, hot weather and collecting antique books. For fun he likes to correct other people’s grammar, making fun of celebrities and do complex statistical mathematics problems. He is also a hopeless romantic, even though romance finds him hopeless.
When he is not too busy with free time (ha!) Robert is also the collector of inane random facts. So if you have some obscure tidbit you'd think he'd like to here. I am sure Robert would be thrilled to know.
Robert doesn't really like talking about himself in the third person, but it tends to shit people off, and thus Robert enjoys that. Then again sometimes the only person that it actually annoys is Robert himself.
Thus, as you can gather, Robert isn't very logical.
Disclaimer - No Advocado was harmed during the production of this Biography - But many Tomatoes where gruesomely consumed